Learn Through Quotations

“If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.”

“Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart.”

“As a general guideline, never marry anyone that you can't picture helping you go to the bathroom. ”

“If you are going to gain anything in life, gain a friend, they will always be there, and that makes all the difference in the world.”

“I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.”

“A friend knows the song in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails.”

“A fairly bright boy is far more intelligent and far better company than the average adult.”

“That quiet mutual gaze of a trusting husband and wife is like the first moment of rest or refuge from a great weariness or a great danger.”

“This better to be alone than in bad company.”

“Come, let's be a comfortable couple and take care of each other! How glad we shall be, that we have somebody we are fond of always, to talk to and sit with.”

“A man without a wife is like a vase without flowers.”

“Woke up in bed with a gorgeous woman, who I'm going to have lunch and the rest of my life with.”

“There is no such cozy combination as man and wife.”

“A Joy that's shared is a joy made double.”

“Love is being stupid together.”

“Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night.”

“Wives are young men's mistresses; companions for middle age; and old men's nurses.”

“There is no substitute for the comfort supplied by the utterly taken-for granted relationship.”

“What a happy and holy fashion it is that those who love one another should rest on the same pillow.”

“There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.”

“The most beautiful view is the one I share with you.”

“He who eats alone chokes alone.”

“Nobody can fully understand the meaning of love unless he's owned a dog. He can show you more honest affection with a flick of his tail than a man can gather through a lifetime of handshakes.”

“We're all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness - and call it love - true love.”