Learn Through Quotations

“Marriage isn't all that it's cracked up to be. Let me tell you, honestly. Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.”

“If you made a list of the reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping.”

“Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.”

“Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.”

“I never even believed in divorce until after I got married.”

“Love is grand; divorce a hundred grand.”

“Some marriages break up, and some do not, and in our world you can usually explain the former better than the latter.”

“My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't.”

“Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.”

“Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.”

“In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.”

“Alimony - The ransom that the happy pay to the devil.”

“It's a nasty divorce when they can't agree on how to divvy up the His and Hers towels.”

“Divorce: The past tense of marriage.”