Learn Through Quotations

“If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been.”

“There is an instinct in a woman to love most her own child - and an instinct to make any child who needs her love, her own.”

“Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.”

“Hope is a path through a flowering meadow. One doesn't require that it lead anywhere.”

“When you have brought up kids, there are memories you store directly in your tear ducts.”

“A parent's love is whole no matter how many times divided.”

“There is a strong chance that siblings who turn out well were hassled by the same parents.”

“Parenting is a stage of life's journey where the milestones come about every fifty feet.”

“Through sources, we have obtained the following alien assessment of the human species: The male wants to be valued for what he pretends to be. The female wants to be overvalued for what she truly is.”

“Be the master of your fate, be the captain of your soul, but do not hesitate, should the chance befall you, to be the slave of your heart.”

“Parenthood is the passing of a baton, followed by a lifelong disagreement as to who dropped it.”

“A mom forgives us all our faults, not to mention one or two we don't even have.”

“What is a mom but the sunshine of our days and the north star of our nights.”

“A mom reads you like a book, and wherever she goes, people read you like a glowing book review.”

“Mom - the person most likely to write an autobiography and never mention herself.”

“Perhaps we are given a mom that we might take into death the memory of a lullaby.”

“The older I get, the less time I want to spend with the part of the human race that didn't marry me.”

“Two things are owed to truthfulness - lasting marriages and short friendships.”

“It's a nasty divorce when they can't agree on how to divvy up the His and Hers towels.”

“A dog is much like a married man, obeying his master's voice for the sake of his master's touch.”

“It is easy to mistake being ready for a wedding with being ready for marriage.”

“One thing you learn in a long marriage is how many sneezes to wait before saying, 'Bless you.'”

“Most marriages can survive 'better or worse.' The tester is all the years of 'exactly the same.'”

“As a general guideline, never marry anyone that you can't picture helping you go to the bathroom. ”