Learn Through Quotations

“Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.”

“All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it.”

“Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.”

“Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.”

“A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.”

“Adultery is the application of democracy to love.”

“If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse - as a man shoots himself.”

“Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.”

“Alimony - The ransom that the happy pay to the devil.”

“The way to hold a husband is to keep him a little jealous; the way to lose him is to keep him a little more jealous.”

“No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.”

“Anyhow, the hole in the doughnut is at least digestible.”